when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the most scandalous thing i have ever done in my life to this day
And they weren’t even the same species.
“But it’s not natural!”
“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”
“But now their child will be gay.”
“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”
“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”
Respected king.
Loved father.
I rest my case.
And just for the hell of it…
You can be a homo too!
Fave post.
I don’t have ‘friends’.
I have followers.
Voldemort?
No, just your friendly neighbourhood psychopath.
I’m not a psychopath, I’m a high functioning sociopath. Do your researchI have.
The Doctor cares.
This has given me an inexplicable need for a companion to carry the Doctor like this.
You are like:
And they are like:

omfg i am so sorry to all you non-native english speakers that need to learn this shit
#welcome to english #here’s your bag of 150 wtfs #use them wisely
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
Woman Time Lords can control the way they will look when they regenerate, while male Time Lords cannot. This was established in Classic Who, when Romana regenerated.
Also, the Doctor wanting to be Ginger is not about the hair color. In Gallifrey, the only ones to have red hair were the people called Heroes which were beings who were time-sentient (meaning they could see all of the time at the same time). So I doubt they will ever make him ginger.

This always bugged me about sports fans.
“NEEEERD!” “You, sir, are wearing cheese.”
I think about this all the time
So I’m re-reading Philosopher’s Stone and I finally notice something. The night Harry first finds the Mirror of Erised is Christmas night. Rowling wrote it so Harry gets to spend Christmas with his family.
My heart just broke
The sound I maDE WAS NOT HUMAN
if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
hannibal no
Gah…Martha. I could not stand her. At first I was like oh cool a doctor in training she’ll be really clever, but nooooo she falls for the doctor.#LIKE NO BITCH HE’S STILL GETTING OVER ROSE FUCK OFF! I cannot be the only one who feels this way.
Actually, I thought Martha was probably the bravest of the lot. Because she did what any of us would do - she fell in love with the Doctor, I would too - but she was self-aware enough to realize when it got unhealthy, and she got out and made a better life for herself, on her own, after literally being the strongest person on the planet during the year that never was, and then when the Doctor found Rose again, Martha was happy for him.
I ship Doctor/Rose. But it isn’t Martha’s fault she fell in love with someone whose literal introduction to her was kissing her full on the mouth. It isn’t like she fell for him on purpose, nobody goes into a crush like that thinking “Gee, I am going to develop romantic feelings solely to spite someone else.”
It doesn’t work that way, and Martha Jones was a star. The Doctor thought she was brilliant; I don’t understand why companion hate is a thing.